1. Never Listen
Shut your ears and do it physically using your hands so that person can see .
2. Deny every good advice
After you have your ears shut you cannot listen the advice but you can use you mouth to say "no no" repetitively
3. Play The Blame Game
All Blames on you should be effectively diverted to the person . like reason for breakup , idea of bunk , idea of theft , drunk driving etc
4. Always lie to the person
Never tell the truth not even your name , and after 3-4 years tell the reality .
5. Back biting
Hit the person hard everywhere , make stories , create conspiracy and steal girlfriend and so on!!
6. Spread Rumors
yeah that's the way
7. Find the list of things person hate and repeat them again and again .
That's easy but proper strategy would be devastating .
8. Invite him but don't give entry pass to the person
If total count is 30 then 29 should be allowed but not the one
9. Say bye as you see the person
Run and look back at the person again and again
10. Prank calls and imitating would add to your efforts
Call at midnight and follow the schedule
**After this if the person is still not hating you then "Its true love for you or you are trying all this on Obama"
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