1. Google
2. 100% attendance in college still got a back
3. Politics
4.Fear
5.Using Johnson baby powder
6.Roadies Auditions
7. A pic with Rakhi Sawant
8. Medical round in ssb interview
**I know the list is still incomplete but its just meant to be funny .Keep Laughing
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Things to make people hate you
1. Never Listen
Shut your ears and do it physically using your hands so that person can see .
2. Deny every good advice
After you have your ears shut you cannot listen the advice but you can use you mouth to say "no no" repetitively
3. Play The Blame Game
All Blames on you should be effectively diverted to the person . like reason for breakup , idea of bunk , idea of theft , drunk driving etc
4. Always lie to the person
Never tell the truth not even your name , and after 3-4 years tell the reality .
5. Back biting
Hit the person hard everywhere , make stories , create conspiracy and steal girlfriend and so on!!
6. Spread Rumors
yeah that's the way
7. Find the list of things person hate and repeat them again and again .
That's easy but proper strategy would be devastating .
8. Invite him but don't give entry pass to the person
If total count is 30 then 29 should be allowed but not the one
9. Say bye as you see the person
Run and look back at the person again and again
10. Prank calls and imitating would add to your efforts
Call at midnight and follow the schedule
**After this if the person is still not hating you then "Its true love for you or you are trying all this on Obama"
Shut your ears and do it physically using your hands so that person can see .
2. Deny every good advice
After you have your ears shut you cannot listen the advice but you can use you mouth to say "no no" repetitively
3. Play The Blame Game
All Blames on you should be effectively diverted to the person . like reason for breakup , idea of bunk , idea of theft , drunk driving etc
4. Always lie to the person
Never tell the truth not even your name , and after 3-4 years tell the reality .
5. Back biting
Hit the person hard everywhere , make stories , create conspiracy and steal girlfriend and so on!!
6. Spread Rumors
yeah that's the way
7. Find the list of things person hate and repeat them again and again .
That's easy but proper strategy would be devastating .
8. Invite him but don't give entry pass to the person
If total count is 30 then 29 should be allowed but not the one
9. Say bye as you see the person
Run and look back at the person again and again
10. Prank calls and imitating would add to your efforts
Call at midnight and follow the schedule
**After this if the person is still not hating you then "Its true love for you or you are trying all this on Obama"
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Things to score on girls and impress girls
1. Compliments for beauty - calling a girl cute , sweet , gorgeous always work so please use this tool effectively .
2. Good listeners - its something that may be irritating at times for you but its the best way to make place for yourself in her life . i know the meaningless and illogical stories may disgrace your brain but guys you will get to practice your acting skill here . so give it your best shot .use your best expressions while you listen to the crap .
3. Humor - make people laugh , they like your company , they get on your side simple logic
4. Intelligence - never pretend to be dumb its a turn off .give some work to your neural network and be ready to provide best of solutions to never ending problems of girls
5. Voice - heavy voice would make your every statement x-rated .
These are the basic elements to score on girls . if you don't have any of these don't worry its only applicable for hot shot chicks not every girl in the book . Many girls would accompany you to library and many would be happy in temple .so it depends but if you need a piece then you need to have all these qualities .And please never give up without giving yourself a chance and looks come after this so if you don't hav looks but have it you still got the nuts to take the chick on .
2. Good listeners - its something that may be irritating at times for you but its the best way to make place for yourself in her life . i know the meaningless and illogical stories may disgrace your brain but guys you will get to practice your acting skill here . so give it your best shot .use your best expressions while you listen to the crap .
3. Humor - make people laugh , they like your company , they get on your side simple logic
4. Intelligence - never pretend to be dumb its a turn off .give some work to your neural network and be ready to provide best of solutions to never ending problems of girls
5. Voice - heavy voice would make your every statement x-rated .
These are the basic elements to score on girls . if you don't have any of these don't worry its only applicable for hot shot chicks not every girl in the book . Many girls would accompany you to library and many would be happy in temple .so it depends but if you need a piece then you need to have all these qualities .And please never give up without giving yourself a chance and looks come after this so if you don't hav looks but have it you still got the nuts to take the chick on .
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